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Episode 1
Treehouse of Horror XIII
November 3, 2002, 23 min
The 13th Treehouse of Horror episode, consisting of three self-contained segments. Send in the Clones – Homer buys a hammock that can produce clones of himself. He creates numerous clones…
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Episode 2
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
November 10, 2002, 23 min
A drunken Homer appears on the show Taxicab Conversations and rants about how awful his life as a husband and father is. Although his family is at first outraged, they…
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Episode 3
Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade
November 17, 2002, 22 min
The Simpsons buy a satellite television, which Bart spends so much time watching that he does not study for an important achievement test. He scores so low that Principal Skinner…
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Episode 4
Large Marge
November 24, 2002, 23 min
Thinking Homer does not find her attractive anymore, Marge decides to get liposuction, but instead receives breast implants. She becomes adored by many of the men in Springfield, and becomes…
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Episode 5
Helter Shelter
December 1, 2002, 23 min
The Simpson family has to find temporary residence while their house is fumigated for termites. When they run out of options, they decide to become contestants on a reality show…
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Episode 6
The Great Louse Detective
December 15, 2002, 23 min
The Simpson family win a free spa weekend, and Homer is nearly killed when a mysterious figure locks him in a sauna. Chief Wiggum decides to hire someone who can…
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Episode 7
Special Edna
January 5, 2003, 23 min
Ms. Edna Krabappel begins to lose faith in her relationship with Principal Skinner and becomes depressed. Bart wants to cheer her up and decides to nominate her for the Teacher…
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Episode 8
The Dad Who Knew Too Little
January 12, 2003, 23 min
Homer hires a private detective to learn more about Lisa. But when Homer refuses to pay the detective's expenses, he frames Lisa for a crime she didn't commit, forcing her…
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Episode 9
The Strong Arms of the Ma
February 2, 2003, 22 min
Marge gets mugged and becomes so traumatized that she develops Agoraphobia. She hides in the basement. Having little else to do, she decides to exercise with a weight set Homer…
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Episode 10
Pray Anything
February 9, 2003, 22 min
Homer becomes depressed when he sees that Ned Flanders seems to be better off than him. To remedy this, he begins to pray constantly. Meanwhile, the Simpsons discover that tree…
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Episode 11
Barting Over
February 16, 2003, 23 min
Bart learns that he was once a child actor in commercials and that all the money earned was spent by Homer. In retaliation, Bart petitions the court to have himself…
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Episode 12
I’m Spelling as Fast as I Can
February 16, 2003, 23 min
Lisa competes at a spelling bee and earns the right to compete in the Spell-lympics, becoming the pride of the town. The host of the show George Plimpton, asks her…
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Episode 13
A Star is Born Again
March 2, 2003, 23 min
During the annual Jellyfish Festival, Ned Flanders realizes that he is lonely and becomes depressed. One night, he meets a beautiful woman, who asks him out on a date. He…
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Episode 14
Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington
March 9, 2003, 23 min
An air traffic route is redirected so that airplanes start flying directly over the Simpsons' house. The noise starts to disrupt their lives and, desperate for a solution, the family…
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Episode 15
C.E. D’oh
March 16, 2003, 23 min
Homer decides to try for a promotion at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and suggests several ideas to Mr. Burns, all of which are rejected. One night, Homer overhears Burns admit…
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Episode 16
‘Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky
March 30, 2003, 23 min
A snobby British filmmaker named Declan Desmond begins making a documentary about student life at Springfield Elementary School. When introduced to Lisa, he tells her that she has too many…
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Episode 17
Three Gays of the Condo
April 13, 2003, 23 min
After yet another Homer and Marge fight, Homer ends up sharing a condo with two homosexuals - who don't exactly think Homer is straight.
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Episode 18
Dude, Where’s My Ranch?
April 27, 2003, 23 min
When challenged to think up a new Christmas carol, Homer instead writes a song about how much he hates Ned Flanders. The song becomes such a hit that the Simpsons…
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Episode 19
Old Yeller-Belly
May 4, 2003, 23 min
Homer throws out Santa's Little Helper for not saving him from a fire, but soon the dog becomes Duff's new mascot.
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Episode 20
Brake My Wife, Please
May 11, 2003, 23 min
Homer becomes obsessed with using new gadgets in his car. One day, he becomes distracted and drives off a pier, losing his driver's license. Unable to use a car, Homer…
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Episode 21
The Bart of War
May 18, 2003, 23 min
After destroying Flanders' shrine to The Beatles, Bart and Milhouse are punished by being put in community groups. Bart joins the Pre-Teen Braves along with Ralph Wiggum, Nelson Muntz and…
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Episode 22
Moe Baby Blues
May 18, 2003, 23 min
Moe Szyslak becomes lonely and decides to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge. However, he inadvertently saves Maggie Simpson when she is sent flying from the Simpsons' car window…