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Season 7

South Park

Season 7

  • 2003

Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they go gaga for “Queer Eye,” start their own Christian Rock Band, and discover that Earth is an intergalactic reality show that’s about to be cancelled. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park!

  1. Cancelled Episode 1 Cancelled March 19, 2003, 23 min The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle "kicking the baby" his little brother…
  2. Krazy Kripples Episode 2 Krazy Kripples March 26, 2003, 23 min Jimmy and Timmy pull together a group of people like themselves and call their new club the "Crips."
  3. Toilet Paper Episode 3 Toilet Paper April 2, 2003, 23 min The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher's house in revenge.
  4. I’m a Little Bit Country Episode 4 I’m a Little Bit Country April 9, 2003, 23 min After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he's going to…
  5. Fat Butt and Pancake Head Episode 5 Fat Butt and Pancake Head April 16, 2003, 23 min For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the…
  6. Lil’ Crime Stoppers Episode 6 Lil’ Crime Stoppers April 23, 2003, 23 min The boys are playing "junior detectives," and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the…
  7. Red Man’s Greed Episode 7 Red Man’s Greed April 30, 2003, 23 min The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The…
  8. South Park is Gay Episode 8 South Park is Gay October 22, 2003, 23 min The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and…
  9. Christian Rock Hard Episode 9 Christian Rock Hard October 29, 2003, 23 min The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before…
  10. Grey Dawn Episode 10 Grey Dawn November 5, 2003, 23 min Due to a rise in deaths due to senior citizens behind the wheel, the State of Colorado has revoked all the driver licenses of senior citizens. Soon after, the AARP…
  11. Casa Bonita Episode 11 Casa Bonita November 12, 2003, 23 min Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up…
  12. All About Mormons Episode 12 All About Mormons November 19, 2003, 23 min A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to…
  13. Butt Out Episode 13 Butt Out December 3, 2003, 23 min After seeing an auditorium presentation on the dangers of smoking (and in some ways, not smoking), the boys light up behind the school and are soon caught in the middle…
  14. Raisins Episode 14 Raisins December 10, 2003, 23 min In an effort to find some closure in breaking up with Wendy, the boys take Stan to Raisins (a junior Hooters) so he can forget about her. Meanwhile, a trip…
  15. It’s Christmas in Canada Episode 15 It’s Christmas in Canada December 17, 2003, 23 min When Ike is claimed by his Canadian birth parents, the boys set out to gain an audience with the Canadian Prime Minister. Meanwhile, Cartman's biggest concern is that the boys…