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Season 5

South Park

Season 5

  • 2001

Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they welcome Jimmy the new handi-capable kid in town & Towelie, Radiohead guest stars, Big Gay Al returns, and Terrance and Phillip break up. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park!

  1. It Hits the Fan Episode 1 It Hits the Fan June 20, 2001, 23 min The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC…
  2. Cripple Fight Episode 2 Cripple Fight June 27, 2001, 23 min Big Gay Al returns to South Park, only to be thrown out as Scoutmaster to the boys for being gay. The boys rally to his defense, with the help of…
  3. Super Best Friends Episode 3 Super Best Friends July 4, 2001, 23 min Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince…
  4. Scott Tenorman Must Die Episode 4 Scott Tenorman Must Die July 11, 2001, 23 min Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's…
  5. Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow Episode 5 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow July 18, 2001, 23 min In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the…
  6. Cartmanland Episode 6 Cartmanland July 25, 2001, 23 min Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's…
  7. Proper Condom Use Episode 7 Proper Condom Use August 1, 2001, 23 min Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their…
  8. Towelie Episode 8 Towelie August 8, 2001, 23 min The boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel…
  9. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants Episode 9 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants November 7, 2001, 23 min In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why…
  10. How to Eat with Your Butt Episode 10 How to Eat with Your Butt November 14, 2001, 23 min Cartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kenny's sweet cheeks results in him blowing a "funny fuse." After a photo of Kenny's better side finds it's way…
  11. The Entity Episode 11 The Entity November 21, 2001, 23 min Kyle’s cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile,…
  12. Here Comes the Neighborhood Episode 12 Here Comes the Neighborhood November 28, 2001, 23 min Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little…
  13. Kenny Dies Episode 13 Kenny Dies December 5, 2001, 23 min In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with…
  14. Butters’ Very Own Episode Episode 14 Butters’ Very Own Episode December 12, 2001, 23 min Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back…