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Season 7

Saturday Night Live

Season 7

  • 1981

Saturday Night Live aired its seventh season during the 1981–1982 television season on NBC. The seventh season started on October 3, 1981 and ended on May 22, 1982. A total of 20 episodes were broadcast.

Following the dismissal of producer Jean Doumanian and most of her cast members, the show was shut down due to the commencement of the 1981 WGA strike.

Dick Ebersol, the program’s developer, was hired as Doumanian’s replacement. The new cast of Saturday Night Live for this season were the same ones from the episode Ebersol produced on the April 11, 1981 episode: Robin Duke, Tim Kazurinsky and Tony Rosato along with the Doumanian era’s sole survivors Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo. Denny Dillon and Gail Matthius were fired following the April 1981 episode while Laurie Metcalf and unseen castmember Emily Prager weren’t asked back to be cast members on the show.

Ebersol then hired two new cast members: Mary Gross and Christine Ebersole. Both were hired to fill the gap left by Metcalf and Prager.

Wanting to distance the show from its first five seasons, Ebersol cut the popular opening line Live from New York, It’s Saturday Night! from the cold openings. In fact, sometimes cold openings weren’t even shown and the monologues were skipped over almost entirely. These changes were not permanent, as Ebersol decided to reverse them for the eighth season.

  1. (no host)/Rod Stewart Episode 1 (no host)/Rod Stewart October 3, 1981, 1 h 7 min Sketches include ""Our Age is Showing,"" ""The Little Richard Simmons Show,"" ""The Clams"" (film), ""Nuns on the Beach,"" ""A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney,"" ""Prose and Cons"" (film), ""The Khaddaffi…
  2. Susan Saint James/The Kinks Episode 2 Susan Saint James/The Kinks October 10, 1981, 1 h 7 min Sketches include ""McDonald & Wife,"" ""The Bizarro World,"" ""Buckwheat Sings,"" ""Skanky Fiancee,"" ""Cheap Laffs,"" and ""The Alan Alda Guide to Sensitivity."" The Kinks performed ""Destroyer"" and Christine Ebersole performed ""Single…
  3. George Kennedy/Miles Davis Episode 3 George Kennedy/Miles Davis October 17, 1981, 1 h 7 min Sketches include ""To Tell the Truth Gone Awry,"" ""Mister Robinson's Neighborhood #2,"" ""Velvet Jones #1,"" and ""Harry Anderson's Grappler Tricks.""
  4. Donald Pleasence/Fear Episode 4 Donald Pleasence/Fear October 31, 1981, 1 h 7 min Sketches include ""Vomiting for Luck,"" ""Jogger Motel,"" ""Profiles in British Courage,"" ""Last Night I Killed My Husband"" (musical number), ""Sugar Breakfast"" and ""Andy Warhol's TV."" Fear performed ""I Don't Care…
  5. Lauren Hutton/Rick James Episode 5 Lauren Hutton/Rick James November 7, 1981, 1 h 7 min Sketches Include: "Here's 'Cos", "Dressing Room", "Hail To The Chief", "Transeastern", "Whisper", "Cheap Laffs", "Harlequin Romances", "Reach Out", "Velvet Jones School of Technology", "Big Baser", "William Burroughs", "Bitter People"
  6. Bernadette Peters/The Go-Go’s, Billy Joel Episode 6 Bernadette Peters/The Go-Go’s, Billy Joel November 14, 1981, 1 h 7 min
  7. Tim Curry/Meat Loaf Episode 7 Tim Curry/Meat Loaf December 5, 1981, 1 h 7 min
  8. Bill Murray/The Spinners, Yale Whiffenpoofs Episode 8 Bill Murray/The Spinners, Yale Whiffenpoofs December 12, 1981, 1 h 7 min Sketches include ""The Phone Company,"" ""Tales of the Unlikely,"" ""Washed-Up Tom Snyder,"" ""MX-5 Tampons,"" and ""The Economics of Christmas."" The Spinners perform ""I'll Be Around.""
  9. Robert Conrad/The Allman Brothers Band Episode 9 Robert Conrad/The Allman Brothers Band January 23, 1982, 1 h 7 min
  10. John Madden/Jennifer Holliday Episode 10 John Madden/Jennifer Holliday January 30, 1982, 1 h 7 min
  11. James Coburn/Lindsey Buckingham Episode 11 James Coburn/Lindsey Buckingham February 6, 1982, 1 h 7 min
  12. Bruce Dern/Luther Vandross Episode 12 Bruce Dern/Luther Vandross February 20, 1982, 1 h 7 min
  13. Elizabeth Ashley/Hall and Oates Episode 13 Elizabeth Ashley/Hall and Oates February 27, 1982, 1 h 7 min
  14. Robert Urich/Mink DeVille Episode 14 Robert Urich/Mink DeVille March 20, 1982, 1 h 7 min Sketches include ""He's No Burt Reynolds,"" ""Paul Harvey Radio News,"" ""Golden Age Obedience School,"" and ""Koala Bear Embryo."" Mink De Ville performed ""Maybe Tomorrow.""
  15. Blythe Danner/Rickie Lee Jones Episode 15 Blythe Danner/Rickie Lee Jones March 27, 1982, 1 h 7 min Sketches include ""Lorne Greene,"" ""The New Celibacy,"" ""20/20,"" ""The Uncle Tom Show,"" ""Senior Spring Fling '82,"" ""Meet the People,"" and ""Help Out Blythe Danner."" Rickie Lee Jones performed ""Pirates"" and…
  16. Daniel J. Travanti/John Cougar Episode 16 Daniel J. Travanti/John Cougar April 10, 1982, 1 h 7 min Sketches include ""Save Larry the Lobster,"" ""Whiners' Anniversary,"" ""Hill Street Blues,"" ""Too Many Ethel Mermans,"" and ""Career Corner."" John Cougar Mellencamp performed ""Hurts So Good.""
  17. Johnny Cash/Elton John Episode 17 Johnny Cash/Elton John April 17, 1982, 1 h 7 min Elton John performs the John Lennon tribute ""Empty Garden."" Sketches include ""Velvet Jones"" and ""Shadows.""
  18. Robert Culp/The Charlie Daniels Band Episode 18 Robert Culp/The Charlie Daniels Band April 24, 1982, 1 h 7 min
  19. Danny DeVito/Sparks Episode 19 Danny DeVito/Sparks May 15, 1982, 1 h 7 min Sketches include ""Louis DePalma's Revenge,"" ""The Executive Test,"" ""The Whiners on an Airplane,"" ""Solomon and Pudge,"" ""Enzo,"" and ""Looks at Books."" Sparks performs ""Mickey Mouse."" Also, Brian Doyle-Murray interviews recently…
  20. Olivia Newton-John Episode 20 Olivia Newton-John May 22, 1982, 1 h 7 min Sketches include ""Ebony & Ivory,"" ""I Married a Monkey,"" Grease, ""Hitler In Heaven,"" and ""Ballpark Organ Favorites."" ONJ performs the hit ""Physical"" in lieu of the opening monologue.