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Episode 1
Pilot
As the Short family's lives unfold in four brief stories each week, they try to savor the moments that add up to what life’s all about.
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Episode 2
Interruptus Date Breast Movin’
After Matt walks in on Joan and John being intimate, Joan attempts to lead a group therapy session. Also, Jen hires a breast-feeding consultant couple, Matt and Colleen have the…
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Episode 3
Sleepy Email Brunch Tree
When Matt invites Colleen to brunch with the family, he coaches her through the difficult task of connecting with them. Also, John, Matt and Greg try to prove their masculinity…
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Episode 4
Prison Baby Golf Picking
The siblings congratulate Greg after word spreads that he stood up to Joan for passive-aggressively questioning Jen’s parenting skills. Also, Chad insists on having one last meal with Colleen’s grandmother…
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Episode 5
Babe Secret Phone Germs
Tim and Heather unintentionally make things incredibly awkward for Tyler when he brings his gorgeous new girlfriend, Clementine, to meet the family. Also, Matt and Colleen are caught canoodling at…
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Episode 6
Ponzi Sex Paris Bounce
When Matt and Colleen catch Chad trying to kidnap her beloved pup, Princess, Chad uses the opportunity to pitch them his new business venture. Also, Jen and Greg try to…
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Episode 7
Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto
When Jen and Greg interview potential nannies for Lark, they find it difficult to find one they trust. Also, Tim, Matt and Greg go camping, Heather suspects Matt bought Colleen…
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Episode 8
Godparent Turkey Corn Farts
Joan invites their recently widowed neighbor, Gary Timpkins, to Thanksgiving dinner, during which everyone has a bad reaction to Colleen’s cauliflower dish. Also, Tim and Sophia try to find a…
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Episode 9
Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste
When Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alone time they’ve had in months. Also, John takes Samantha and Sophia…
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Episode 10
Burn Vasectomy Milkshake Pong
Greg is still bitter over an accident that sidelined a competitive game of ping-pong he and Matt had started years ago, so they decide to finally settle the score. Also,…
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Episode 11
College Stealing Santa Caroling
Colleen joins John and his Air Force buddies for his annual tradition of dirty Christmas caroling. Also, Joan tries to hijack Lark’s first Christmas from Jen and Greg, Samantha sneaks…
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Episode 12
Bite Flight Wing-Man Bonnie
Heather and Tim finally find another couple they actually like to socialize with, but Sophia and their son don’t hit it off. Also, Greg insists he and Jen take separate…
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Episode 13
Party Lobster Gym Sale
Greg joins Colleen's gym and goes overboard gearing up to work out. Also, Heather and Jen host a secret garage sale that directly competes with one Joan is having, Tyler…
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Episode 14
Will Trash Book Spa
When Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn’t turn out to be as relaxing as they expected. Also, Tim, Heather and the kids have a…
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Episode 15
Soccer Gigi TV Mikey
When Joan's freewheeling nephew, Mikey, comes for a visit, the family members are on edge since nobody really likes him. Also, Tyler brings Clementine, to visit his great-grandmother, Greg and…
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Episode 16
Tattoo Valentine Guitar Pregnant
When Tyler and Clementine go to a guitar store, Tyler gets uncomfortable when the attractive salesman, Ian, repeatedly hits on her. Also, Tim’s tattoo artist, Lois makes a spelling error…
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Episode 17
Hair Recital Rainbow Mom
When John starts feeling old, he attempts to make himself look younger, much to the dismay of his family. Also, Heather worries that Sophia’s piano recital will be a disaster;…
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Episode 18
Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak
After realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than he’d like, John buys himself a pet, but it doesn’t get along well with Joan. Also, Heather accidentally sends Tyler a…
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Episode 19
Pestilence War Famine Death
John and Joan disagree with their neighbors, Jerry and Pam, about who gets to use the hot tub when new property lines are drawn. Also, Greg and Jen invite their…
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Episode 20
Prank Assistant Gum Puppy
Greg feels threatened by Jen's handsome assistant; Tim and Heather plan a prank.
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Episode 21
Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie
Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma mater will win. Also, Greg fantasizes about…
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Episode 22
Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring
The first season concludes with John and Joan revealing a shocking secret they've kept from their kids for 35 years. Also, Greg quits his job after creating a public funding…