Season 3

1998

Episode 1 Death of a Propane Salesman September 15, 1998, 22 min Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal…
Episode 2 And They Call It Bobby Love September 22, 1998, 22 min Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who's two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does, and is heartbroken when she dances with other guys.…
Episode 3 Peggy’s Headache October 6, 1998, 22 min When Peggy starts writing "musings" for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redcorn for a therapeutic massage. When she finds out that…
Episode 4 Pregnant Paws October 13, 1998, 22 min Hank wants to breed Ladybird, but the veterinarian says that she has a narrow uterus and probably can't have children. Hank becomes obsessed with finding a way to get Ladybird…
Episode 5 Next of Shin November 3, 1998, 22 min Hank tries several different methods to improve his sperm count so he can get Peggy pregnant. The frustration of not being able to have another child becomes worse when Cotton…
Episode 6 Peggy’s Pageant Fever November 10, 1998, 22 min A beauty pageant offers Peggy the chance to win a truck. If she can endure a series of rigorous makeovers to impress the judges.
Episode 7 Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men November 17, 1998, 22 min Hank is outraged when he attends a lawn mower focus group and discovers that the new model of his favorite mower has been turned into an upgraded "yuppified" version.
Episode 8 Good Hill Hunting December 1, 1998, 22 min All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby. Bobby is so upset about…
Episode 9 Pretty, Pretty Dresses December 15, 1998, 22 min At Christmastime, Bill becomes even more depressed than usual, because it's the anniversary of when his wife Lenore left him. Bill tries to commit suicide, and when that doesn't work…
Episode 10 A Firefighting We Will Go January 12, 1999, 22 min Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters. They manage to wreck a fire hydrant, ruin a funeral, and finally burn down the Arlen firehouse. When the Fire Captain comes to…
Episode 11 To Spank, With Love January 19, 1999, 22 min After being taunted and pantsed by one of her students, Peggy loses it and spanks him. She is immediately fired, but Cotton and his old buddies start a campaign to…
Episode 12 Three Coaches and a Bobby January 26, 1999, 22 min Hank gets his tough old football coach to lead Bobby's football team. When the coach proves to be a tyrant, Bobby decides to quit football and join the soccer team,…
Episode 13 De-Kahnstructing Henry February 2, 1999, 22 min Kahn gets a great new job and invites Hank over to the office, hoping to make him jealous. While bragging about his job, Kahn gives away government secrets, swearing Hank…
Episode 14 The Wedding of Bobby Hill February 9, 1999, 22 min Angry that Luanne cost him his job house-sitting Boomhauer's house, Bobby replaces her birth control pills with candy.
Episode 15 Sleight of Hank February 16, 1999, 22 min Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and…
Episode 16 Jon Vitti Presents: “Return to La Grunta” February 23, 1999, 22 min Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets…
Episode 17 Escape From Party Island March 16, 1999, 22 min Hank takes his mother and her friends to a museum of miniatures in Port Aransas, and they get stuck in the middle of MTV's Spring Break. Meanwhile, Bill tries to…
Episode 18 Love Hurts… and So Does Art March 23, 1999, 22 min Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout. Meanwhile, Hank goes to an art gallery in…
Episode 19 Hank’s Cowboy Movie April 6, 1999, 22 min After Hank and Bobby visit the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Wichita Falls, Hank decides to make a video that will convince the team to move their camp to Arlen.
Episode 20 Dog Dale Afternoon April 13, 1999, 22 min When Dale brings home a new 'Super Mower' the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths. To knock him down a few…
Episode 21 Revenge of the Lutefisk April 20, 1999, 22 min Arlen's new minister is a woman, which everyone except Cotton seems to accept. When Bobby eats all of a Midwestern fish dish prepared by the minister, it somehow leads to…
Episode 22 Death and Texas April 27, 1999, 22 min Peggy gets a letter from a Death Row convict who says that he is a former student of hers, and that she had the most positive impact on his life.…
Episode 23 Wings of the Dope May 4, 1999, 22 min While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley's old trampoline. It's Buckley, who has come back as an angel. Hank and Peggy think Luanne was…
Episode 24 Take Me Out of the Ball Game May 11, 1999, 22 min When Thaterton stacks his Company softball team with Pro sports stars, Hank pulls Peggy off of her own Softball team to become the Ace pitcher for Strickland Propane. Unfortunately, Hank's…
Episode 25 As Old as the Hills… May 18, 1999, 22 min Peggy and Hank's 20th-anniversary party leaves the missus missing their youth; and a bottle of tequila is the highlight of their private revelry.