Monday, November 2, 2026
News Demo
Season 16

South Park

Season 16

  • 2012

Join Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle as they hunt down the mythical Jewpacabra, ‘sketti wrestle with reality stars, and go jackin’ it in San Diego. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park.

  1. Reverse Cowgirl Episode 1 Reverse Cowgirl March 14, 2012, 23 min One of the boys had been told time and time again about leaving the toilet seat up after he goes to the bathroom, but he didn't listen. His actions have…
  2. Cash for Gold Episode 2 Cash for Gold March 21, 2012, 23 min Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa.…
  3. Faith Hilling Episode 3 Faith Hilling March 28, 2012, 23 min Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two species will battle to…
  4. Jewpacabra Episode 4 Jewpacabra April 4, 2012, 23 min South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby. Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives…
  5. Butterballs Episode 5 Butterballs April 11, 2012, 23 min Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by shooting a big dance video, while Butters falls victim to an unlikely bully.
  6. I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining Episode 6 I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining April 18, 2012, 23 min The boys try zip-lining in the Colorado mountains on the last day of spring break, but their adventure takes a dangerous, life-threatening turn.
  7. Cartman Finds Love Episode 7 Cartman Finds Love April 25, 2012, 23 min There's a new girl in school and everyone wants to know who she has a crush on. Cartman is especially excited. He's discovered something inside himself that he never knew…
  8. Sarcastaball Episode 8 Sarcastaball September 26, 2012, 23 min Randy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park…
  9. Raising the Bar Episode 9 Raising the Bar October 3, 2012, 23 min Cartman owns up to being fat and decides that driving around on a scooter is his right. Kyle sees that Cartman isn't the only one who finds no shame in…
  10. Insecurity Episode 10 Insecurity October 10, 2012, 23 min The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is under suspicion. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and signs up for a home security system.
  11. Going Native Episode 11 Going Native October 17, 2012, 23 min It is time for Butters to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
  12. A Nightmare on FaceTime Episode 12 A Nightmare on FaceTime October 24, 2012, 23 min The boys plans to go as the Avengers for Halloween go awry when Randy can’t go at the last minute and Stan has to help his father with a new…
  13. A Scause for Applause Episode 13 A Scause for Applause October 31, 2012, 23 min Rocked by the recent news of drug use by a beloved icon, the world is left feeling lost and betrayed. The boys, join with the rest of the nation, and…
  14. Obama Wins! Episode 14 Obama Wins! November 7, 2012, 23 min Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.